Dumbrella
Does your wife have frail arms? Do you need to stand close to her in case she faints? Don’t you hate getting wet when you are gentlemanly holding her umbrella?
Why have two umbrellas that force you to stand so far apart in the rain? No sir! Get yourself a dualbrella! Now you can cozy up to the misses even in the pouring rain. And she won’t have to be burdened with the weight of her own umbrella.
Coming soon, the family dualbrella–two beach umbrellas sewn together with one almost weightless handle.
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Categories: Accessories, WTF
Couples, survival
